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Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
A. NACHO CHEESE!!!… Read the Complete Joke

Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. “Where’s pop corn?”… Read the Complete Joke

Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
A. “You crack me up”… Read the Complete Joke

Owl Joke

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Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk!… Read the Complete Joke

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.… Read the Complete Joke

Toilet Joke

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Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.… Read the Complete Joke

Kangaroo Joke

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Q. What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?

A. Neither one can ride a bike.… Read the Complete Joke

Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.

One says to the other : “Funny, I smell … Read the Complete Joke

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop it a line… Read the Complete Joke

Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a … Read the Complete Joke

Smelly Joke

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Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you something smells.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes. … Read the Complete Joke

Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee… Read the Complete Joke

Clock Joke

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Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A:Look grandpa, no hands!… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.… Read the Complete Joke