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10 Best Funny Puns

Posted in Cheesy Jokes, Funny Puns

1. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.
Runs in our jeans.
2. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor guy.
3. I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
4. Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
He was outstanding in his field.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word.
7. My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
8. What do you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player?
A tattoo.
9. I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.
10. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.

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Corny Money Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes

Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough.

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The Corny Football Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes, Football Jokes

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”

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Stick Joke

Posted in Cheesy Jokes

Q.What’s Brown and sticky?

A.A stick

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Corny Death Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes

Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

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The Corny Mayo Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes

Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A. Close the door I am dressing!

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Gambling Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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What’s your favorite corny joke?

Posted in Corny Jokes

Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than,  in the entire world?  Post your favorite corny joke in the comments  and see what everyone else thinks of it!

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Seagull Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Warning: Toilet Humor

Posted in Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No You Are!

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