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Fatty Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Husband Wife Jokes, Life Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Women Jokes

There were no two ways about it.  Rosie was fat.  Very fat.  “Martha”, said Rosie to her best friend, “it was terrible what happened yesterday after the birthday party. You … Read The Complete Joke

Toilet Brush Joke

Posted in Clever Jokes, Funny Stories, Life Jokes, Women Jokes

Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, but it was all to … Read The Complete Joke

Adult Underwear Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Life Jokes

I was in Target with my wife when my wife said, “you know, I feel like Billy is too big to still be wearing Micky Mouse underwear, don’t you think … Read The Complete Joke


First Time Parents Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Life Jokes

“Honey!” screamed my wife, running outside to my bike once again, “did you double check that Herbie’s seat is attached securely?!”

“Yeah let me check that just one more time” … Read The Complete Joke

Community Service Joke

Posted in Funny Stories

Lisa, a 16 year old girl, nervously brought her most recent boyfriend home with her to meet her parents.  Although Lisa was very fond of him she was nervous about … Read The Complete Joke

Leftovers Joke

Posted in Food Jokes, Funny Stories, People Jokes

“Oh no! not leftovers again!” complained my older sister when she saw the leftover meatloaf on the table from last nights supper.

“Young lady” responded my father sternly, “do you … Read The Complete Joke

Birth Control Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Life Jokes, People Jokes

“Alright! I’ll drive them to the field trip tomorrow!” Sighed my neighbor resignedly. Sure enough the next day found her with a van full of  7 to 10 year olds.… Read The Complete Joke

Feeling Pregnant Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Husband Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Wife Jokes

“Ok everyone,” said the the instructor at the birthing class trying to get everyone’s attention. “We are going to do an exercise now, that’s purpose is to  help the men … Read The Complete Joke

Landlord Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Life Jokes, Long Jokes

“Sir you have got to help!” said the tearful man at the door. “There is a family that I know very well that is in desperate need of money. The … Read The Complete Joke

Prison Joke

Posted in Funny Puns, Funny Stories, Life Jokes

Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that.

As the jail warden brought Brian to his cell, Brian’s … Read The Complete Joke


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