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There are studies that show that death is one of man’s biggest fears. It’s no wonder then that there are so many death jokes, because, many people express their fear through jokes. So laugh away. At least on these pages death is nothing to be scared about!

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Dying Fears Joke

Posted in Death Jokes, Heaven Jokes

Adam woke up suddenly, sweating all over.  “What’s the problem”, asked his wife.  “Are you OK?”   “I just dreamed that I died!”  responded a shaken Adam.  “And it was so … Read The Complete Joke

Money Talks Joke

Posted in Death Jokes

Eddy was just a regular guy. Except for the fact that he was an only child and the fact that his billionaire father was breathing his last.

Since Eddy was … Read The Complete Joke

Last Wishes Joke

Posted in Death Jokes

Old Max had started out as a diamond cutter, and through hard work and good judgement he finally became the owner of a National chain of jewelry stores. He was … Read The Complete Joke

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Hearse Joke

Posted in Death Jokes, Funeral Jokes

Jim grabbed his suitcase off the luggage carousel and headed outside to hail a taxi. A taxi promptly picked him up and they were on there way. Twenty minutes into … Read The Complete Joke

Last Wish Joke

Posted in Death Jokes

Anne was on her deathbed breathing her last. “Anne”, said Anne’s husband Jim. “Please, please,tell me, is there anything I can do for you?” “Well” croaked Anne, “There is something. … Read The Complete Joke

Deathbed Joke

Posted in Death Jokes

Edward was lying on his deathbed and the family was taking turns spending time with him. As he was speaking to his young granddaughter Emily, Edward suddenly smelled an all … Read The Complete Joke

Woops Sorry About That

Posted in Death Humor, Death Jokes, Funeral Jokes, Funny Speech Openers, Good Jokes, Long Jokes

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s … Read The Complete Joke

The Execution Joke

Posted in Death Jokes, Jewish Jokes, Long Jokes

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the … Read The Complete Joke

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