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Football Turkey Joke

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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing”, exclaimed the coach “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about  money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?!”

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Stuffed Turkey Joke

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Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

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Turkey Joke

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Q.Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A.Because they use such FOWL language!

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