A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on … Read the Complete Joke
Clean Drunk Jokes
Funny Drunk Jokes
Drunk Jokes
The story is told of a drunkard whose kids, intent on showing their father the loathsomeness of drinking, took their father when he was sober to a man plastered on the street. The father upon seeing the man crept next to him”man,” he said with a sigh of pleasure “you really got boozed what did you drink?”
So whether you are from the people who see the “beauty” of drinking, or from the people who think it’s detestable you are guaranteed to enjoy our drunk jokes.
photo credit: Manish Prabhune(マニッシュ)
Walk The Line Joke
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Funny Throwing Up Video
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Cold Turkey Joke
Beer Jokes
Lady – “So do you drink?”
Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.
Lady … Read the Complete Joke
Ice Cream Joke
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A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. … Read the Complete Joke
I’m Not Drunk Joke
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Bumper Sticker – I’m not as think as you drunk I am.… Read the Complete Joke
One Tracked Mind
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A drunk man was in front of a judge. The judge says, ‘ Sir you’ve been brought here for drinking.’… Read the Complete Joke
The Confused Drunk
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A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the … Read the Complete Joke