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Friendly Politician Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Life Jokes

As a popular local politician I always try to help out whenever I can. So that’s how it came to be that when a fellow came up to me in a hotel lobby the other day and asked me for a small favor I was more then happy to oblige.

“Hi,” said the fellow, introducing himself as Bob Smith. “I’m having a very important business meeting in a few minutes, and it’s very important that I impress them . If you can just come over during our meeting and say hello I would be forever indebted to you!”

So that’s how a few minutes later, I found myself walking over to the fellow with a big smile on my face, “Hi Bob!” I said.

“I barely got the words out of my mouth when Bob looked up with an annoyed expression, “DON’T BOTHER ME NOW CHRIS. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING?!

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Salad Dressing Joke

Posted in Food Jokes, Funny Stories

“You name it, we’ll make it!” Was the big sign outside the new restaurant on 13th Avenue. “There is no food we can’t make for you!” “Excuse me sir”, said a man with a heavy Russian accent to the waiter, “I vould like please, A Garden Salad vith Russian dressing.” “RUSSIAN DRESSING?! Screamed the head cook, “I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RUSSIAN DRESSING! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS GUY? “Don’t worry,” said the owner to the cook, “I’ll take care of everything, you just make the salad.” And that’s how it happened that two minutes later the waiter walked out with a big Garden Salad and a picture of a Russian man putting on his pants.

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Two Finger Joke

Posted in Bar Jokes, Beer Jokes

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir can I have five beers please.”

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No Body Riddle

Posted in Funny Riddles

Q: What has a face and 2 hands but no body?

A: A clock

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Phone Tail Meme

Posted in Funny Memes

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Round Is A Shape

Posted in Funny Memes

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Computer Changes Meme

Posted in Best Jokes, Funniest Jokes, Funny Memes

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The Solution To Oversleeping

Posted in Funny Memes

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Test Your Stupidity

Posted in Best Jokes, Funniest Jokes, Funny Pictures

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How True Is This?

Posted in Funny Memes

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