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Birthday Invitation Joke

A Joke Contest

Birthday Invitation:
What? You are invited to Cathy’s birthday party.
Where? 1424 Maple Dr. (you will need to be buzzed … Read the Complete Joke

Pork Joke

Clever Jokes

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to … Read the Complete Joke

Horse Joke

A Joke Contest

Q. What did the guy say to the horse when he walked into the bar?

A. Why the long face??… Read the Complete Joke

Ground Beef Joke

A Joke Contest

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.… Read the Complete Joke

Egg Joke

A Joke Contest

Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
A. “You crack me up”… Read the Complete Joke

Penguin Joke

A Joke Contest

Q. What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill.… Read the Complete Joke

Owl Joke

A Joke Contest

Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.

Guy 2:who?… Read the Complete Joke

Fly Joke

A Joke Contest

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk!… Read the Complete Joke

Grandma Joke

Old People Jokes

Grandma Sally’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents need a break, she was given … Read the Complete Joke

Worried Mom Joke

Doctor Jokes

Mother – I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101.

Doctor to Secretary … Read the Complete Joke

Midget Joke

Short Jokes

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

A. I can’t believe … Read the Complete Joke

Dear Santa Joke

Christmas Jokes

Dear santa,
For this year I’m requesting, a fat bank account, and a small body.

P.S. This year, please don’t … Read the Complete Joke

Cute Pick Up Line

Funny Pick Up Lines

If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet I would put U and I together!… Read the Complete Joke

Dirty Joke

Corny Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty.… Read the Complete Joke

Toilet Joke

Corny Jokes

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.… Read the Complete Joke

Ice Cream Joke

Drunk Jokes

A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. … Read the Complete Joke

Elevator Riddle

Funny Riddles

Q. A man walks into an elevator  presses floor number 1 and goes to work. He comes home from work gets … Read the Complete Joke

Cannibal Eating Joke

Cannibal Jokes

Two Cannibals were eating a clown. One Cannibal Turned to the other
and asked, “Does This taste a bit funny … Read the Complete Joke

Hypothetical Joke

One Liners

What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read the Complete Joke

Kangaroo Joke

Cheesy Jokes

Q. What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common?

A. Neither one can ride a bike.… Read the Complete Joke

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