Ever since I was a child I had a fascination with pranks! Friends asked me for my favorite pranks, so I decided to write them down for you all in descending order. I made the pictures all link to their page in Amazon in case you decide it’s worth buying!
1. STAND BACK, HOLD YOUR NOSE AND RUN! This spray is DEADLY! There is nothing, and I repeat nothing that can possibly smell worse than this! This spray is perfect for spraying in a room of people you don’t like!
2.I’m making this my #2 not because it’s so well made, but rather because this is guaranteed to get the loudest scream out of all of the pranks! The only downside is that you aren’t privy to the fun because the pranky will presumably lock the bathroom door before entering. But believe me… you will hear the scream loud and clear from anywhere in the house!
4. I couldn’t possibly make a list of pranks without a farting device could I? This remote control Fart Machine definitely beats a woopee cushion. It makes more farting sounds than you can imagine and it’s sooo realistic sounding!
There were no two ways about it. Rosie was fat. Very fat. “Martha”, said Rosie to her best friend, “it was terrible what happened yesterday after the birthday party. You know how half of the birthday cake was left over? Well, I knew Bob would be fuming at me for eating it,with my diet and all, but I couldn’t help myself, it started with just a small nibble and before I knew it the whole cake was gone!.”
“Oh my!” clucked Martha, “was Bob really upset?”
“He never found it”, responded Rosie with a full double chin smile, “I just baked another cake and ate half of it!”
As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from her hair. “Whoa!” she exclaimed, “is there anything else in there?” she asked. “Oh no!” I joked. “That was just the tip of the Iceberg!”
Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, but it was all to no avail. Finally, one day after spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an hour later, Lauren had enough. “Lizzy!” she hollered, “What?” came her daughter’s reply through her bedroom door. I can’t find the toilet brush that I’ve been using to clean the bathroom mirror. Do you have any idea where it is?”
After hearing the gagging from behind the bedroom door, Lauren knew her days of cleaning kiss marks off of mirrors were over.
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and turns to his wife Hannah, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.”
Hannah rolls her eyes, heads to the kitchen, takes out a beer from the fridge, and brings it to John.
“Honey”, said John, two minutes later, “please get me another one quickly before it starts.”
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING!” Hannah exclaimed, “DO YOU THINK I’M YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? YOU PLOP YOURSELF DOWN ON YOUR EASY CHAIR AND EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR BECK AND CALL!? IS THAT ALL I’M GOOD FOR!?
John sighs, and mutters under his breath, “it started….”