Harry walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would … Read the Complete Joke
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using … Read the Complete Joke
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol.”
Patient: “That’s OK. … Read the Complete Joke
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.… Read the Complete Joke
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “Iv’e got just the horse your … Read the Complete Joke
• Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.
• Women have … Read the Complete Joke
Old People Jokes
So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting.
She is going 65 on a street … Read the Complete Joke
Anne was on her deathbed breathing her last. “Anne”, said Anne’s husband Jim. “Please, please,tell me, is there anything I … Read the Complete Joke
I couldn’t stop myself from laughing last night as I was putting my 2 year old and 4 year old into bed. … Read the Complete Joke
“Hey Jim!” said Jim’s friend Sam. “If you stick out your tongue I can read your personality.” Jim promptly stuck … Read the Complete Joke
Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After … Read the Complete Joke
Edward was lying on his deathbed and the family was taking turns spending time with him. As he was speaking … Read the Complete Joke
Bernice had been employed at the same office for over 50 years and was the boss’s top secretary. Everyone was … Read the Complete Joke
Old People Jokes
After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged … Read the Complete Joke
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog … Read the Complete Joke
A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat. “Where’s your seat belt young … Read the Complete Joke
A cop was hiding in his usual spot when he saw a car speed by at 90 mph. Quickly turning … Read the Complete Joke
“Help!” screamed the hunter into his cell phone “I was trying to shoot a deer and by mistake I killed … Read the Complete Joke
Sandy and Norman were in despair. Their 3 year old son Timmy still had not learned how to talk. Not … Read the Complete Joke