Yo Mamma has such a big mouth; she could eat a banana sideways.
Yo mama is …………………………. One of the most interesting categories of jokes out there, is the “yo mama jokes”. The most interesting part about them, is that most of them are not really funny. It seems that a more appropriate name would be yo mama insults. So looking for some good insults, well, here you are. YO MAMA IS AS UGLY AS THE LADY NEXT TO ME !
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Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.