Q. How do you make an egg-roll?
A. You push it!… Read the Complete Joke
Corny Jokes
There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………………………..they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.
photo credit: Darwin Bell
Egg Roll Joke
A Joke Contest
Corn Joke
A Joke Contest
Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. “Where’s pop corn?”… Read the Complete Joke
Ground Beef Joke
A Joke Contest
Owl Joke
A Joke Contest
Guy 1:somebody said you sounded like an owl.
Guy 2:who?… Read the Complete Joke
Dirty Joke
Corny Jokes
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Never mind it’s too dirty.… Read the Complete Joke
Toilet Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. You look flushed.… Read the Complete Joke
Clock Joke
Corny Jokes
Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A:Look grandpa, no hands!… Read the Complete Joke
Car Door Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. When is a door, a jar?
A. When it’s opened. (door ajar)… Read the Complete Joke
Lawyers Daughter Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue.… Read the Complete Joke
Peanut Joke
Corny Jokes
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. … Read the Complete Joke
Pony Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
A. I apologize, I am a little horse!… Read the Complete Joke
Seagull Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be … Read the Complete Joke
Corny Soccer Joke
Corny Jokes
Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?
A. A soccer match.… Read the Complete Joke
The Corny Football Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”… Read the Complete Joke
Dictionary Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. When does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.… Read the Complete Joke
The Corny Mayo Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A. Close the door I am dressing!… Read the Complete Joke
Newspaper Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What’s black ,white, and re(a)d all over?
A. The newspaper.… Read the Complete Joke
Corny Death Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.… Read the Complete Joke
Banana Joke
Corny Jokes
Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A. A Slipper.
photo credit: Theresa Thompson… Read the Complete Joke
Smart Doctor
Corny Jokes
Patient-”Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-”Have you tried removing the candles first?”
photo credit: … Read the Complete Joke