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There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.

Corny Money Joke

Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast?

Answer: To raise some dough.

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The Corny Football Joke

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A. “Give me my quarterback!”

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Corny Death Joke

Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

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The Corny Mayo Joke

Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
A. Close the door I am dressing!

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Gambling Joke

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.

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What’s your favorite corny joke?

Do you know a corny joke that you think there is just nothing more funny, nothing more corny than,  in the entire world?  Post your favorite corny joke in the comments  and see what everyone else thinks of it!

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Seagull Joke

Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Egg Roll Joke

Q. How do you make an egg-roll?
A. You push it!

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Corn Joke

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. “Where’s pop corn?”

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Ground Beef Joke

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

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