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There is a common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth is that there are many adults who like them too………they are just too embarrassed to admit it! So for all kids, and in the closet adults, this is the place to be. Please delight in our collection of only funny groaners.

Choir Joke

Q. What has 40 feet and sings.

A.  A choir.

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The Corny Doctor

Mother of patient- “My son swallowed a roll of film.

Doctor- “Let’s see what develops.

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The Corny Hat Joke

Two hats are on a hat rack

Hat #1 to hat #2 “you stay here. I’ll go on a head.”

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Fat ‘n Corny Joke

Q. What’s it called when two fat people are talking?
A. A heavy discussion.

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A Number Joke

Q: Why is number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

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Too Corny

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea.

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The Corny Traffic Light Joke

Q.What did the traffic light say when it stayed on red?

A.”You would be red too if you had to change in front of everyone!”

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Salad Humor

Why did the tomato blush…it saw the salad dressing.

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Movie Star Joke

Q.Why are movie stars so cool.

A.Because they have so many fans.

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“Screen”

Q. Two flies are on a porch which one is an actor.

A. The one on the screen.

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