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One Liners

Enjoy our collection of one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.… Read the Complete Joke

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!… Read the Complete Joke

What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read the Complete Joke

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“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln… Read the Complete Joke

OCD Joke

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I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.… Read the Complete Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read the Complete Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.… Read the Complete Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.… Read the Complete Joke

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.… Read the Complete Joke

Lawyers really aren’t so bad, it’s just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad.… Read the Complete Joke

Political Humor

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If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean
Congress is the opposite of progress?… Read the Complete Joke

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.… Read the Complete Joke

Men Men Men!!

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Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.… Read the Complete Joke

Deep Thought

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.Read the Complete Joke

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.… Read the Complete Joke

A man walked into a bar…………………………..ouch.Read the Complete Joke