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Enjoy our collection of one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

Top Ten One Liners

Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes

1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs
2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
3. I intend to … Read The Complete Joke

Sleep Joke

Posted in One Liners, Text Jokes

Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.… Read The Complete Joke

Brain Joke

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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.… Read The Complete Joke

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Don’t Exaggerate!

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If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!… Read The Complete Joke

Swimming Pool Joke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.… Read The Complete Joke

Joy Of Marriage Joke

Posted in Marriage Jokes, One Liners, Wedding Jokes

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!… Read The Complete Joke

Hypothetical Joke

Posted in One Liners, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read The Complete Joke

Internet Quotes Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, One Liners

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln… Read The Complete Joke

OCD Joke

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I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.… Read The Complete Joke

Retired Husband Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, One Liners, Retirement Jokes

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read The Complete Joke

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