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Enjoy our collection of witty one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

Hypothetical Joke

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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When You Grow Up Joke

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone

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War Joke

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

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Frisbee Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Advice Joke

Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

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Politically Correct Joke

Nothing political is correct.

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Joke About Being Unique

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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Counting Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

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Luck Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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