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Witty One Liners

Enjoy our collection of witty one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

Hypothetical Joke

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read The Complete Joke

When You Grow Up Joke

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone… Read The Complete Joke

War Joke

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War does not determine who is right – only who is left.… Read The Complete Joke

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Frisbee Joke

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.… Read The Complete Joke

Advice Joke

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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.… Read The Complete Joke

Politically Correct Joke

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Nothing political is correct. … Read The Complete Joke

Joke About Being Unique

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read The Complete Joke

Music Joke

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If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read The Complete Joke

Counting Joke

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3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.… Read The Complete Joke

Luck Joke

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!… Read The Complete Joke

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