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Witty One Liners

Enjoy our collection of witty one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

Hypothetical Joke

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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When You Grow Up Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, Witty One Liners

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone

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War Joke

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War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

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Frisbee Joke

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Advice Joke

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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.

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Politically Correct Joke

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Nothing political is correct.

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Joke About Being Unique

Posted in Funny Sayings, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

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If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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Counting Joke

Posted in Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

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Luck Joke

Posted in Funny Sayings, Witty One Liners

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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