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Enjoy our collection of witty one liners, after all that’s what they are here for!

What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read the Complete Joke

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. … Read the Complete Joke

War Joke

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War does not determine who is right – only who is left.… Read the Complete Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.… Read the Complete Joke

Advice Joke

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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.… Read the Complete Joke

Nothing political is correct. … Read the Complete Joke

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read the Complete Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read the Complete Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.… Read the Complete Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!… Read the Complete Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.… Read the Complete Joke

What’s another word for Thesaurus?… Read the Complete Joke

Political Joke

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I don’t approve of political jokes…I’ve seen too many of them get elected. … Read the Complete Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. … Read the Complete Joke

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.… Read the Complete Joke

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.… Read the Complete Joke