Clean Jokes

School Jokes

Enjoy our collection of school jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Homework Joke

Posted in Teacher Jokes

As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s  behavior can use some improvement. I received the following letter from one student’s father, “Dear Mrs Green, Harry is sorry he didn’t do his homework last night, he will never do it again.”

GD Star Rating
loading...

Wise Guy Joke

Posted in Teacher Jokes

As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?” I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, “that’s cuz your feet aint empty!”.

GD Star Rating
loading...

Getting Old Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, School Jokes

Recently divorced, I moved back to my home town hoping to start over again. A few weeks later, while making a dentist appointment, I was surprised to see I recognized the dentist’s name as a good looking boy from my high school 20 years ago. However, upon walking into the dentist’s office, I quickly realized he must be someone else. He was bald, had a big beer belly, and looked a lot older than me. Just to be sure though, on my way out I asked him if he went to the high school that I had attended. “Yeah”, he responded, “I graduated in 91.” “Oh my gosh”, I excitedly said “you were in my class.” “Really”, he said that’s interesting, “what class did you teach?”

GD Star Rating
loading...
Advertisements

Funny Spelling Bee Video

Posted in Funny Videos, Teacher Jokes

GD Star Rating
loading...

Homework Joke

Posted in Funny Comebacks, Kids Jokes, Teacher Jokes

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

GD Star Rating
loading...

College? Study?

Posted in College Jokes, Long Jokes

After sending our son away to college, he would often [to often] call up asking for money. One time when he called my husband answered, “sure we will send you money” he said, “and I also noticed that you left your Physics book here, should we send that also?” “Uh, oh yeah, OK,” he responded. I asked him afterward how much he sent up “$1,100″ he said. When I gave him a surprised look, he explained, “Don’t worry, I taped a $100 check on the cover, and the other $1000 check inside the cover!

GD Star Rating
loading...

Secretary Joke

Posted in Teacher Jokes, Work Jokes

A man walked into the office in a school. “Excuse me,” he said to the secretary “I would like to come to school, I want to learn to read and write.” “OK,” the secretary responded in a bored voice, “just fill out this form.”

GD Star Rating
loading...

Smart Student – Hilarious Video

Posted in Funny Videos, Teacher Jokes

GD Star Rating
loading...

Think Again!

Posted in Teacher Jokes

A Teacher was once giving a big test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to the test with a $100 bill underneath, “one dollar per point please” the note said The teacher returned the test the next day with $40 and a note attached, it said “$40 change!”

GD Star Rating
loading...

Teachers Gotta Be Smart

Posted in Clever Jokes, Long Jokes, Teacher Jokes

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire. That’s fine the teacher said much to the students relief. But there was an oral test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper. “Now for the first question, which tire was flat!

GD Star Rating
loading...
Advertisements
Advertisements

Favorite Joke Categories