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Halloween Scary Joke

18 year old, Dan was walking home from a Halloween party at his friends house, when he heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP.  When Dan turned around he saw it was a coffin behind him.

Dan started walking quicker but the THUMPS were still right behind him. Soon Dan was running, the coffin started running to.

Now Dan was running faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him!

“HELP!” Dan screamed! He ran into his house and tried to slam the door but the coffin caught the door and started following him up the steps THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, Dan ran into the bathroom and grabbed the first thing he saw, cough drops, and threw them at the coffin….and of course the coffin’ stopped.

 

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