You are not totally useless, you can be used as an bad example!… Read the Complete Joke
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Enjoy our collection of disses, after all that’s what they are here for!
Bad Example Joke
Funny Insults
Nature Joke
Funny Insults
It’s amazing you love nature so much in spite of what it did to you.… Read the Complete Joke
Dark And Handsome Joke
Funny Insults
You are dark and handsome; when it’s dark, you are handsome.… Read the Complete Joke
Crayon Joke
Funny Insults
I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.… Read the Complete Joke
Psychology Joke
Funny Insults
I would probably find you more interesting had I studied psychology. … Read the Complete Joke
Banana Joke
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mamma has such a big mouth; she could eat a banana sideways.… Read the Complete Joke
Happiness Joke
Funny Insults
Some people bring happiness wherever they go – you bring happiness whenever you go.… Read the Complete Joke
Battle Of Wits Joke
Funny Insults
I’m sorry, I refuse to have A battle of wits with an unarmed person.… Read the Complete Joke
Wanna Date Comeback
Funny Comebacks
Man – “So do you want to go out maybe?”
Women – “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.” … Read the Complete Joke
Homework Joke
Funny Comebacks
PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because … Read the Complete Joke
Getting Overpaid Joke
Funny Comebacks
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check…
Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my … Read the Complete Joke
Relative Joke
Funny Comebacks
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I … Read the Complete Joke
Good Looks Insult
Funny Insults
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one … Read the Complete Joke
Slow Person Insult
Funny Insults
The closest she/he’ll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.… Read the Complete Joke
Stupid Person Insult
Funny Insults
It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen. … Read the Complete Joke
You Smell Comeback
Funny Comebacks
Person#1: Why do you smell funny?
Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.… Read the Complete Joke
Dance Refusal Comeback
Funny Comebacks
Man- Do you want to dance?
Woman- NO
Man- Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in … Read the Complete Joke
I’m Busy Insult
Funny Insults
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?… Read the Complete Joke
Being Yourself Insult
Funny Insults
Anybody who told you to be yourself, simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.… Read the Complete Joke
Hairy Insult
Funny Insults
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.… Read the Complete Joke