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Boy Girl Joke

Boy – Would you like to dance?

Girl – Yes!

Boy – So I can take this chair?

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5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman –  Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.

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Employee Insults

“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”

“I would not allow this employee to breed.”

“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”

“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”

“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”

“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”

“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”

“When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.”

“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”

“Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”

“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

“If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”

“If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”

“Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”

“The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

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Bad Example Joke

You are not totally useless, you can be used as an bad example!

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Nature Joke

It’s amazing you love nature so much in spite of what it did to you.

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Dark And Handsome Joke

You are dark and handsome; when it’s dark, you are handsome.

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Crayon Joke

I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.

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Psychology Joke

I would probably find you more interesting had I studied psychology.

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Banana Joke

Yo Mamma has such a big mouth; she could eat a banana sideways.

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Happiness Joke

Some people bring happiness wherever they go – you bring happiness whenever you go.

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