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I’m Busy Insult

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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Being Yourself Insult

Anybody who told you to be yourself, simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

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Hairy Insult

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

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The Menu Joke

Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

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Chubby Mama

yo mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise.

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The Fat Fat Mama Joke

yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.

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The Ugly Mama Joke

Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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The Mail Box Joke

Yo momma is so dumb, she runs out and checks her mail box every time AOL tells her, “You’ve got mail!”

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