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Animal Cracker Joke

“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3 year old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.”

Forty five minutes later Bob’s mother walked into the kitchen. “Bob, why’d you spill out all of the animal crackers, and what are you looking for?”

“It said on the box not to eat it if the seal is broken.” Bob replied “I spilled out the whole box, I looked through all of the animals but I can’t find any seals!”

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Fishing Joke

Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop it a line

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Nose Joke

Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!

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No Eyes Joke

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!

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