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The Thinking Blonde

A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. After a few minutes the blonde looks up from the book she’s reading and asks, “who needs a “k” in beautiful?”

The brunette looks up, puzzled, at the blonde and responds, “there is no “k” in beautiful?”

After a few minutes of thinking the blonde looks back up at the brunette and asks, “why is there no “k” in beautiful?”

Exasperated the brunette responds, “WHO NEEDS A “K” IN BEAUTIFUL?!”

“Hey wait a second”, protested the blonde. LET’S GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! “Isn’t that the question I started off with?! “who needs a “k” in beautiful?”

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Blonde Bar Joke

“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second pause, the bartender walked up to the blind fella and put his face right up to his nose and said in a deep menacing voice. “I’m blond and I don’t appreciate blonde jokes! My wife is right next to me, she’s blonde and she doesn’t either appreciate blonde jokes. And best of all, on your right is a blond bodybuilder who I’m pretty sure doesn’t like blonde jokes either! Would you still like to say that joke?”

“HELL NO!” Said the blind fella, “NOT IF I’M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE DARN JOKE THAT MANY TIMES!

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Cow Joke

Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.

A.The cow sat down.

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River Joke

Two Blondes are on opposite sides of the river, “How do I get to the other side?” hollered one blonde. “You are on the other side,” the other one hollered back.

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Librarian Joke

Librarian – “Yes, how can I help you?

Blonde – “Hi, I need help with my bibliography, how can I find out Ibid’s first name?

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Parking Fine Joke

“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend, there was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.

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Fax Joke

“Can you please fax over your resume?” asked the interviewer. “I’m sorry” responded the blonde, “it’s my only copy!”

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Shoe Joke

A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight. “Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales clerk. “Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” responds the blonde.

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Fries Joke

Man – “I would like some fries, please.

Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………… and would you like some fries with that?”

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Dumb Blonde Joke

“Can you check if my rear blinker works?” hollered the brunette to the blonde pedestrian walking by. “Sure,” responded the blonde, heading to the back of the car. “Ok,” said the brunette pushing the switch, “is it working?”   “Yes, no, yes, no…”

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