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The following is a list of our best jokes. Included are various lists of top rated jokes, including also our personal top ten jokes, please enjoy!

My Favorite Pranks

Posted in Funniest Pranks

Ever since I was a child I had a fascination with pranks! Friends asked me for my favorite pranks, so I decided to write them down for you all in descending order. I made the pictures all link to their page in Amazon in case you decide it’s worth buying!

1. STAND BACK, HOLD YOUR NOSE AND RUN! This spray is DEADLY! There is nothing, and I repeat nothing that can possibly smell worse than this! This spray is perfect for spraying in a  room of people you don’t like!

2.I’m making this my #2 not because it’s so well made, but rather because this is guaranteed to get the loudest scream out of all of the pranks! The only downside is that you aren’t privy to the fun because the pranky will presumably lock the bathroom door before entering. But believe me… you will hear the scream loud and clear from anywhere in the house!

3.This CREEPY Peeping Tom will soooo scare the living daylights out of somebody! This one is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

4. I couldn’t possibly make a list of pranks without a farting device could I? This remote control Fart Machine  definitely beats a woopee cushion.  It makes more farting sounds than you can imagine and it’s sooo realistic sounding!

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Clean Restaurant Joke

Posted in Food Jokes, Good Jokes

So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar  to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!”

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Best Rated Joke

Posted in Joke Of The Day

We strongly encourage our users, to rate the jokes that they have an opinion on, so that readers can find the funniest jokes quicker. The following is our top rated joke out of our entire database of jokes, so please enjoy!

TitleVotesRatingReview
April Fools Day Prank714.4-1.0

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Top 10 Jokes

Posted in Funniest Jokes

The following jokes are rated the highest out of all the jokes found at Great Clean Jokes, please click on the joke in order to see them, enjoy!

TitleVotesRatingReview
Thinking Tongue Twister3574.4-1.0
The Reason I'm Tired!2024.4-1.0
April Fools Day Prank714.4-1.0
Conversation Differences Between Men And Women694.4-1.0
Kiss Cartoon444.4-1.0
Floor Meme314.4-1.0
Hilarious Video - About Phobias 1714.3-1.0
The Men's Rules554.3-1.0
The Helpful Husband Cartoon334.3-1.0
Wife Shopping Cartoon314.3-1.0
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Lawyers Daughter Joke

Posted in Corny Jokes, Good Jokes, Lawyer Jokes

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue.

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Hilarious Video – About Phobias

Posted in Funny Videos, Good Jokes, Phobia Jokes

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Surgery Joke

Posted in Good Jokes, Surgery Jokes

Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful. After the surgery I found another note on myself .”Anyone know where my cell phone is????????”

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Heaven Joke

Posted in Good Jokes, Heaven Jokes, Long Jokes

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”

“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

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Memory Problems Joke

Posted in Good Jokes, Long Jokes, Old People Jokes

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

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Can You Hear Me??????

Posted in Funny Speech Openers, Good Jokes, Husband Jokes, Long Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Old People Jokes

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?
She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”

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