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Homework Joke

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As a teacher I often send home notes with children to inform the parents that their child’s  behavior can use some improvement. I received the following letter from one student’s father, “Dear Mrs Green, Harry is sorry he didn’t do his homework last night, he will never do it again.”

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Wise Guy Joke

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As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?” I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, “that’s cuz your feet aint empty!”.

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Funny Spelling Bee Video

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Homework Joke

Posted in Funny Comebacks, Kids Jokes, Teacher Jokes

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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Secretary Joke

Posted in Teacher Jokes, Work Jokes

A man walked into the office in a school. “Excuse me,” he said to the secretary “I would like to come to school, I want to learn to read and write.” “OK,” the secretary responded in a bored voice, “just fill out this form.”

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Smart Student – Hilarious Video

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Think Again!

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A Teacher was once giving a big test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to the test with a $100 bill underneath, “one dollar per point please” the note said The teacher returned the test the next day with $40 and a note attached, it said “$40 change!”

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Teachers Gotta Be Smart

Posted in Clever Jokes, Long Jokes, Teacher Jokes

There were four teenagers who played hooky one morning. Upon coming to class in the afternoon, they reported that their lateness was because their car got a flat tire. That’s fine the teacher said much to the students relief. But there was an oral test this morning which you boys have to make up, so please have a seat and take out a piece of paper. “Now for the first question, which tire was flat!

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Sometimes Its Better To Keep Quiet

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Student- I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher-I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!

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