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Quarantine Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Medical Jokes

“I hate to have to tell you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice,  “but you have been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we will … Read The Complete Joke

High Fever Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Medical Jokes

My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at … Read The Complete Joke

Toilet Humor

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Nurse Jokes

A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office . “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over there on your … Read The Complete Joke


Medical History Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Medical Jokes

Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City.  Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along all of his medical … Read The Complete Joke

Hypochondriac Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Medical Jokes

Brian, one of the worlds greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his Dr. one day at the supermarket.

“Doc!” Brian exclaimed, “I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept … Read The Complete Joke

Alcohol Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Drunk Jokes

Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol.”
Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober.”… Read The Complete Joke

Enjoy Life Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Old People Jokes

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam, “I’m only 75, do … Read The Complete Joke

Worried Mom Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes

Mother – I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101.

Doctor to Secretary – Find out how she’s taking the temperature.… Read The Complete Joke

Eye Doctor Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Medical Jokes

I was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on my eyes. The doctor tried to put me at ease but to no … Read The Complete Joke

Alzheimer’s Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Medical Jokes, Old People Jokes

So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test
results came back and I’m afraid I have some bad news. You have Cancer
and you … Read The Complete Joke


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