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The Missing Dog!

Posted in Dog Jokes, Funny Pictures

Funny Missing Dog Picture
Have you seen this dog?

You Have Now!

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Funny Dog Picture

Posted in Dog Jokes, Funny Pictures

Funny Dog PictureEvery Snack You Make, Every Meal You Bake, Every Bite You Take

I’ll Be Watching You!

 

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Dead Dog Joke

Posted in Airplane Jokes, Dog Jokes

Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Joe “dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage.” The lady wasn’t happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the lady without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. “This isn’t my dog!” said the lady as soon as she saw it. “I’m sure it is” insisted Joe “I was very careful about where I put it.” “It’s not my dog” argued the lady, “you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!”

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Dogs Joke

Posted in Dog Jokes

Dan hated dogs, he hated them with a passion. One morning Dan was driving his car down a busy street when to his surprise he saw ahead of him a fellow running full force with 2 big dogs after him. “ I’ve just got to save this guy”, thought Dan, and with that he quickly sped up along side of him, rolled down his window, and screamed “hurry, hop in!” “Thanks!” said the fellow opening the door, “it’s always hard for me to get a ride when I have my two dogs with me!”

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Difference Between Cats And Dogs Joke

Posted in Cat Jokes, Dog Jokes

A dog thinks: ‘Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … THEY MUST BE GODS!’

A cat thinks: ‘Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me … I MUST BE A GOD!’

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Funny Dog Joke

Posted in Dog Jokes, Men Jokes

It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend cannot talk.

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