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A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on … Read the Complete Joke

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few … Read the Complete Joke

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Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says … Read the Complete Joke

I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together.  Afterwards, I noticed … Read the Complete Joke

Birthday Invitation:
What? You are invited to Cathy’s birthday party.
Where? 1424 Maple Dr. (you will need to be buzzed … Read the Complete Joke

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to … Read the Complete Joke

Two Cannibals were eating a clown. One Cannibal Turned to the other
and asked, “Does This taste a bit funny … Read the Complete Joke

My daughter sure showed me what a back seat driver I am!  On our way to the mall today, I … Read the Complete Joke

Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.

One says to the other : “Funny, I smell … Read the Complete Joke

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Q. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

A. Start off with a big … Read the Complete Joke

Man – “I would like some fries, please.

Blonde at the counter – “Ok……………………… and would you like some fries … Read the Complete Joke

Waiting hungrily on the lunch line, I eyed the hamburgers being served. Upon reaching the front of the line I … Read the Complete Joke

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I was upset but not too surprised when I saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror. “I’m terribly sorry officer” … Read the Complete Joke

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An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. … Read the Complete Joke

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? … Read the Complete Joke

After much convincing from my husband, I finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. … Read the Complete Joke

As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Harry’s mother was … Read the Complete Joke

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” … Read the Complete Joke

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and … Read the Complete Joke