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Enjoy our collection of funny comebacks, after all that’s what they are here for!

Man – “So do you want to go out maybe?”
Women – “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.” … Read the Complete Joke

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because … Read the Complete Joke

An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check…
Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my … Read the Complete Joke

Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I … Read the Complete Joke

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Person#1: Why do you smell funny?
Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.… Read the Complete Joke

Man- Do you want to dance?
Woman- NO
Man- Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in … Read the Complete Joke