Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!
Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman – Â Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Man – Â Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man – Â So what do you do for a living?
Woman – Â I’m a female impersonator.
