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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop it a line… Read the Complete Joke

Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a … Read the Complete Joke

Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes. … Read the Complete Joke

Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!… Read the Complete Joke

A dog thinks: ‘Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry … Read the Complete Joke

No Eyes Joke

Fish Jokes

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Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!… Read the Complete Joke

Blue Jay Joke

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Q. – What bird is always sad?
A. – The blue jay! … Read the Complete Joke

Egg Joke

Bird Jokes

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Boy 1 – Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Boy 2 – Yes, it cracked me up! … Read the Complete Joke

Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee… Read the Complete Joke

Cute Bird Joke

Bird Jokes

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Teacher – What is the difference between a bird and fly?
Student – Well……a bird can fly……..but a fly can’t … Read the Complete Joke

It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend cannot talk. … Read the Complete Joke

My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.… Read the Complete Joke

Q: What grows down, when it grows up?
A: A goose.… Read the Complete Joke

Bumper Sticker – WE ARE STAYING TOGETHER, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR CATS.… Read the Complete Joke