1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a yard.
One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots too.”
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
Q. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. Because he was too chicken.
Q.How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.