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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!… Read the Complete Joke

Midget Joke

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Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

A. I can’t believe … Read the Complete Joke

What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read the Complete Joke

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln… Read the Complete Joke

OCD Joke

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I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.… Read the Complete Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.… Read the Complete Joke

Pillow Joke

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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!… Read the Complete Joke

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read the Complete Joke

Average Joke

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Half the people you know are below average.… Read the Complete Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.… Read the Complete Joke

Why be difficult – Be impossible. … Read the Complete Joke

Lost Joke

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Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!… Read the Complete Joke

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read the Complete Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read the Complete Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.… Read the Complete Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.… Read the Complete Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. … Read the Complete Joke

Imitation Joke

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We hate others for imitating us – We are irritated by their attitude.… Read the Complete Joke

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.… Read the Complete Joke