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Incorrectly Joke

The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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World’s Best One Liners

1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs
2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
3. I intend to live forever… or die trying.
4. We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.
5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
6. A blind man walks into a bar….And a table, and a chair.
7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
8. Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
9. I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.
10. I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

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Sleep Joke

Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.

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Brain Joke

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

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Midget Joke

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.

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Posted in Funny Puns, Short Jokes

Don’t Exaggerate!

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!

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Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes, Text Jokes

Cow Joke

Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.

A.The cow sat down.

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Posted in Blonde Jokes, Short Jokes

Robin Joke

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.

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Posted in Cheesy Jokes, Short Jokes

Swimming Pool Joke

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Joy Of Marriage Joke

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

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Posted in Marriage Jokes, One Liners, Wedding Jokes
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