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Joke About Being Unique

Always remember youâ€™re unique, just like everyone else.

Rating: 3.8/5 (372 votes cast)

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Posted in Funny Sayings, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Music Joke

If the musicâ€™s too loud youâ€™re too old.

Rating: 3.1/5 (291 votes cast)

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Posted in Funny Sayings, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Counting Joke

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who canâ€™t.

Rating: 3.9/5 (183 votes cast)

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Posted in Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Meaning Of Life Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Rating: 3.7/5 (169 votes cast)

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Posted in Cute Quotes, One Liners, Witty One Liners

The Perfect Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Rating: 4.2/5 (208 votes cast)

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Posted in Cute Quotes, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Imitation Joke

We hate others for imitating us – We are irritated by their attitude.

Rating: 2.8/5 (23 votes cast)

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Posted in Text Jokes

Witty Alchohol Line

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

Rating: 3.7/5 (41 votes cast)

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Posted in Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Dont Argue With A Fool

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

Rating: 4.2/5 (80 votes cast)

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Posted in Text Jokes, Witty Jokes, Witty One Liners

Respectful Husband Joke

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.

Rating: 4.0/5 (48 votes cast)

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Posted in One Liners, Women Jokes

The Confused Chicken

Chicken#1 to #2 – How do I get to the other side?
Chicken #2 – You are on the other side, stupid.

Rating: 2.7/5 (268 votes cast)

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Posted in Short Jokes

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