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Hypothetical Joke

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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Internet Quotes Joke

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln

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OCD Joke

I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

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Retired Husband Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

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Pillow Joke

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!

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Bright Joke

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Average Joke

Half the people you know are below average.

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Frisbee Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Being Difficult Joke

Why be difficult – Be impossible.

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Lost Joke

Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!

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Posted in Short Jokes
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