Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read the Complete Joke
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Enjoy our collection of funny sayings, after all that’s what they are here for!
If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read the Complete Joke
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!… Read the Complete Joke
What’s another word for Thesaurus?… Read the Complete Joke
“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home”… Read the Complete Joke
The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.… Read the Complete Joke
Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick! … Read the Complete Joke
A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing … Read the Complete Joke
Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of its students.… Read the Complete Joke
When everything else fails – try the directions.… Read the Complete Joke
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.… Read the Complete Joke
Despite what people think @#!*% is not the last name of G-D.… Read the Complete Joke
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.… Read the Complete Joke