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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read the Complete Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read the Complete Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!… Read the Complete Joke

What’s another word for Thesaurus?… Read the Complete Joke

“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home”… Read the Complete Joke

The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.… Read the Complete Joke

Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick! … Read the Complete Joke

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing … Read the Complete Joke

Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of its students.… Read the Complete Joke

When everything else fails – try the directions.… Read the Complete Joke

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.… Read the Complete Joke

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Despite what people think @#!*% is not the last name of G-D.… Read the Complete Joke

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.… Read the Complete Joke