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Enjoy our collection of funny sayings, after all that’s what they are here for!

Marriage Quote

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.

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Despite what people think @#!*% is not the last name of G-D.

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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.

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