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Enjoy our collection of doctor humor, after all that’s what they are here for!

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your … Read the Complete Joke

“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and … Read the Complete Joke

Worried Mom Joke

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Mother – I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101.

Doctor to Secretary … Read the Complete Joke

I was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on my eyes. The … Read the Complete Joke

So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test
results came back and I’m afraid … Read the Complete Joke

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?

He’s alright now!… Read the Complete Joke

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just … Read the Complete Joke

I work as a pediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day … Read the Complete Joke

A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man … Read the Complete Joke

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my … Read the Complete Joke

OOPS?

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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

“I’m OK but … Read the Complete Joke

A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, … Read the Complete Joke

Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the … Read the Complete Joke

A lady went to a doctor’s office where she was seen by a Doctor. A few minutes into the examination, … Read the Complete Joke

Memory joke

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Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.

Doctor: When did you first

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A colleague and I were fitting clothes for a fashion show benefit. All the models were residents of our small … Read the Complete Joke