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Atheist JokesThe Religious/Atheist conflict is one of the most fascinating clashes ever. Part of the reason for this, is because of the tremendous intensity with which both sides hold their beliefs [or lack their of], and the fact that the stakes are so high. The most interesting part of the conflict is that most people are not willing to discuss it, perhaps because their opinions are based more on intuition then on logic. So enjoy our collection of atheist jokes because nothing eases tension more then exhilarated, gut-busting, side-splitting, jokes.

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Atheism Quote

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Lord Or No Lord?

A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “there is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, “praise the Lord, who gave me this food.” The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.” The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!

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The Atheist Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Must be the wind.

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