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Marriage Humor

Enjoy our collection of marriage humor, after all that’s what they are here for!

Harry and Barbra’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar … Read the Complete Joke

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!… Read the Complete Joke

Like most women, Sandy loves going shopping, much to her husbands chagrin. “Here take a look at this”, says her … Read the Complete Joke

I lost my phone number…can i have yours?… Read the Complete Joke

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If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet I would put U and I together!… Read the Complete Joke

Dear Herbie,
I know it was our joint decision for you to go off to the army for the year, … Read the Complete Joke

My husband said it was him or the cat…I miss him sometimes.… Read the Complete Joke

I was very happy when an acquaintance of mine informed me that she was engaged. Trying to help, I told her … Read the Complete Joke

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks … Read the Complete Joke

You’re like my asthma – you take my breath away.
Like dandruff – I can’t get you off my head.… Read the Complete Joke

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Honeymoon: The holiday a man takes before he begins to work for
a new boss.… Read the Complete Joke

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Marriage is a relationship were one person is always right…………and the other is the husband. -Arnold… Read the Complete Joke

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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.… Read the Complete Joke

A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my … Read the Complete Joke

My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, “You’re next!”… Read the Complete Joke

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. Whats it called when one spouse goes on a trip.

A. Trip for one, vacation for two.… Read the Complete Joke

A newly married couple went fishing on their vacation. Afterwards the wife’s mother asked her how it went. “Oh, it … Read the Complete Joke

Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they … Read the Complete Joke

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing … Read the Complete Joke