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Long Jokes

Enjoy our collection of long jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “Iv’e got just the horse your … Read the Complete Joke

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says … Read the Complete Joke

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and … Read the Complete Joke

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The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to … Read the Complete Joke

As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Harry’s mother was … Read the Complete Joke

After recess the first grade teacher announced “I am going to go around the room and ask you what you … Read the Complete Joke

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get … Read the Complete Joke

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we … Read the Complete Joke

The Boss of our small company was complaining during a staff meeting that people didn’t respect him enough. Trying to … Read the Complete Joke

After sending our son away to college, he would often [to often] call up asking for money. One time when … Read the Complete Joke

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just … Read the Complete Joke

A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man … Read the Complete Joke

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and … Read the Complete Joke

An immigrant from Poland who was married to an American barged into the police station out of breath. “My wife, … Read the Complete Joke

The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on … Read the Complete Joke

I live in Canada, a plane ride away from my family, so I was very excited to inform my twin … Read the Complete Joke

The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, … Read the Complete Joke

A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, … Read the Complete Joke

Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral … Read the Complete Joke

A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I have news to tell you, I know it’s going to upset … Read the Complete Joke