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Enjoy our collection of drunk humor, after all that’s what they are here for!

Parrot Joke

Bar Jokes

in Bar Jokes

So this Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on his shoulder. “Wow”, says the bartender, … Read the Complete Joke

A cop is doing standard patrol when he notices a car swerving all over the road. He quickly turns on … Read the Complete Joke

Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 am when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. … Read the Complete Joke

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Lady – “So do you drink?”
Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.
Lady … Read the Complete Joke

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says … Read the Complete Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender tells him to get out.
The mushroom says, … Read the Complete Joke

Ice Cream Joke

Drunk Jokes

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A drunk man walks out of a bar and sees an ambulance speeding down the street with it’s sirens blaring. … Read the Complete Joke

Ouch Joke

Bar Jokes

in Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.… Read the Complete Joke

24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?… Read the Complete Joke

Bumper Sticker – I’m not as think as you drunk I am.… Read the Complete Joke

Cooler Joke

Beer Jokes

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Men are like coolers – Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.… Read the Complete Joke

Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A. Beer in each hand!… Read the Complete Joke

Beauty Joke

Beer Jokes

in Beer Jokes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. … Read the Complete Joke

Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints … Read the Complete Joke

A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink. Sorry the bartender but you obviously … Read the Complete Joke

One Tracked Mind

Drunk Jokes

in Drunk Jokes

A drunk man was in front of a judge. The judge says, ‘ Sir you’ve been brought here for drinking.’… Read the Complete Joke

A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the … Read the Complete Joke