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What Do Beer And Women Have In Common?
Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that an astonishing percentage, 100%, started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
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One Tracked Mind
A drunk man was in front of a judge. The judge says, ‘ Sir you’ve been brought here for drinking.’
The drunk says: ‘Okay, let’s get started.’
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The Confused Drunk
A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup. “I got in the back seat by mistake.”
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