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Please enjoy a collection of great cute quotes, if you have a particular interest in the ‘quotes’ more then the ‘cute’ you’ll probably enjoy a fantastic collection of Life Quotes at meaningfullifequotes.com

Internet Quotes Joke

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln

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When You Grow Up Joke

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone

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Retired Husband Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

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Parenting In A Nutshell Joke

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Meaning Of Life Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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The Perfect Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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Cynical Girlfriend Thought

“If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys”

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Atheism Quote

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Manly Men

Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next.

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Patience Quote

Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick!

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