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Enjoy our collection of text jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Sleep Joke

Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.

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Don’t Exaggerate!

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!

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Swimming Pool Joke

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Hypothetical Joke

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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Bright Joke

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Average Joke

Half the people you know are below average.

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Frisbee Joke

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Being Difficult Joke

Why be difficult – Be impossible.

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Joke About Being Unique

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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