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Enjoy our collection of text jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Sleep Joke

Posted in One Liners, Text Jokes

Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.

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Don’t Exaggerate!

Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes, Text Jokes

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!

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Swimming Pool Joke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Hypothetical Joke

Posted in One Liners, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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Bright Joke

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Average Joke

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Half the people you know are below average.

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Frisbee Joke

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

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Being Difficult Joke

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Why be difficult – Be impossible.

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Joke About Being Unique

Posted in Funny Sayings, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

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If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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