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Sleep Joke

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Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer….and my alarm clock is the police.… Read The Complete Joke

Don’t Exaggerate!

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If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!… Read The Complete Joke

Swimming Pool Joke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.… Read The Complete Joke

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Hypothetical Joke

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What if there were no hypothetical situations?… Read The Complete Joke

Bright Joke

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read The Complete Joke

Average Joke

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Half the people you know are below average.… Read The Complete Joke

Frisbee Joke

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.… Read The Complete Joke

Being Difficult Joke

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Why be difficult – Be impossible. … Read The Complete Joke

Joke About Being Unique

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read The Complete Joke

Music Joke

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If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read The Complete Joke

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