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Enjoy our collection of hospital jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Injury Joke

Posted in Cheesy Jokes, Hospital Jokes

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s alright now!

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Nervous Dad Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Hospital Jokes

“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, to both Jim and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news, “it’s a girl”, she cried. “Thank G-d, a girl”, said Jim, “at least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”

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Eye Doctor Joke

Posted in Doctor Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Medical Jokes

I was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on my eyes. The doctor tried to put me at ease but to no avail. It was after he finished with my first eye that I nearly jumped out of the chair. “There there”, he said “only one eye left!”

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Iron Joke

Posted in Blonde Jokes, Hospital Jokes, Long Jokes

A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was watching TV. She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron.”

“Wow that is terrible” responded the doctor, and what happened to your other ear?”

“Well” the blond guy responded “Right afterwards, the phone rang again!”

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