Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
A. “You crack me up”… Read the Complete Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Enjoy our collection of laffy taffy jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!
Egg Joke
A Joke Contest
Dirty Joke
Corny Jokes
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Never mind it’s too dirty.… Read the Complete Joke
Fishing Joke
Fish Jokes
Nose Joke
Fish Jokes
Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a … Read the Complete Joke
Smelly Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you something smells.… Read the Complete Joke
Embarrassed Joke
Elephant Jokes
Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes. … Read the Complete Joke
Chase Joke
Elephant Jokes
Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!… Read the Complete Joke
Talking Bird Joke
Bird Jokes
Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee… Read the Complete Joke
Oyster Joke
Kids Jokes
Q. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A. Because they’re shellfish.… Read the Complete Joke
Poker Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?
A. Because there are so many cheetahs. … Read the Complete Joke
Kitten Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. What’s a kittens favorite color.
A. Purrrple….!… Read the Complete Joke
Movie Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. Where did the cow go on the weekend?
A. The moooooovies.… Read the Complete Joke
Dalmation Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. Why can’t dalmatian’s hide?
A. They’re always spotted!… Read the Complete Joke
Horse Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Q. Why did the pony have to stay after school?
A. For horsing around!… Read the Complete Joke
Missouri Joke
Laffy Taffy Jokes
Teacher-What’s the capital of Missouri? Student-The M.… Read the Complete Joke