Q: What room has no walls
A: A mushroom!
Q. What did the guy say to the horse when he walked into the bar?
A. Why the long face??
Q. Why is a swordfishâ€™s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you something smells.
Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.
Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!