Q: What room has no walls
A: A mushroom!
Q. What did the guy say to the horse when he walked into the bar?
A. Why the long face??
Did you hear the joke about the toilet?
Never mind it’s too dirty.
Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you something smells.
Q. What should you do to a red elephant?
A. Quit telling it dirty jokes.
Q. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A. Ten after one!