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Lisp Joke

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Ever Wonder? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? … Read the Complete Joke

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? … Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? … Read the Complete Joke

Civil War Joke

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Ever Wonder? How is it possible to have a civil war? … Read the Complete Joke

Pencil Thought

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Ever Wonder? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? … Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?… Read the Complete Joke

Lemon Thought

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Ever Wonder? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?… Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?… Read the Complete Joke

Doctor Thought

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Ever Wonder? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?… Read the Complete Joke

Mascara Thought

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Ever Wonder? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?… Read the Complete Joke

The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.… Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?… Read the Complete Joke

Body Thoughts

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Ever Wonder? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?… Read the Complete Joke

Fat Thought

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Ever Wonder? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? … Read the Complete Joke

Cheese Thought

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.… Read the Complete Joke

Pizza Musings

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Ever Wonder? Why does round pizza come in a square box?… Read the Complete Joke

Ever wonder? If you have to put two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, who gets Read the Complete Joke

Salami Thoughts

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If bread is square why is sandwich meat round?… Read the Complete Joke

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.… Read the Complete Joke