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Lisp Joke

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

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Flying Joke

Posted in Airplane Jokes, Funny Thoughts

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Success Joke

Posted in Funny Riddles, Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Civil War Joke

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? How is it possible to have a civil war?

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Pencil Thought

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

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Gardener Joke

Posted in Funny Thoughts, Retirement Jokes

Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?

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Lemon Thought

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?

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Abbriviated Thought

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

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Doctor Thought

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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Mascara Thought

Posted in Funny Thoughts

Ever Wonder? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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