Ever Wonder? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? … Read the Complete Joke
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Enjoy our collection of funny thoughts, after all that’s what they are here for!
Lisp Joke
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Flying Joke
Airplane Jokes
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? … Read the Complete Joke
Success Joke
Funny Riddles
Ever Wonder? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? … Read the Complete Joke
Civil War Joke
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Ever Wonder? How is it possible to have a civil war? … Read the Complete Joke
Pencil Thought
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Ever Wonder? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? … Read the Complete Joke
Gardener Joke
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Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?… Read the Complete Joke
Lemon Thought
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Ever Wonder? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?… Read the Complete Joke
Abbriviated Thought
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Ever Wonder? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?… Read the Complete Joke
Doctor Thought
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Ever Wonder? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?… Read the Complete Joke
Mascara Thought
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Ever Wonder? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?… Read the Complete Joke
Ball Game Thoughts
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Ever Wonder? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?… Read the Complete Joke
Body Thoughts
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Ever Wonder? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?… Read the Complete Joke
Fat Thought
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Ever Wonder? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? … Read the Complete Joke
Cheese Thought
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.… Read the Complete Joke
Pizza Musings
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Ever Wonder? Why does round pizza come in a square box?… Read the Complete Joke
Thoughts About Money
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Ever wonder? If you have to put two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, who gets … Read the Complete Joke
Salami Thoughts
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If bread is square why is sandwich meat round?… Read the Complete Joke