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We at Great Clean Jokes believe that the funniest little johnny jokes are the ones that are true, so please enjoy our collection of true little johnny jokes!

High Fever Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Medical Jokes

My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu, she was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office for over an hour we were finally admitted to see the Doctor.

After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, the Doctor looked my daughter in the eye and said, “so what would you say is bothering  you the most?”

Without skipping a beat my daughter promptly answered, “Billy, he always breaks my toys!”

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Misunderstanding Joke

Posted in Funny Stories, Little Johnny Jokes, Senior Jokes

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous. “John”, she called to her son “do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is.” So six year old John went down the stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinson’s door. “So how is she?” asked Mrs. Green when John came back up. “How is she?” repeated John “I’ve never seen her so mad in my life, she said it’s none of your business how old she is.”

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Kiss Joke

Posted in Clever Jokes, Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes

I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together.  Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek.  “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her.  “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

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Back Seat Driver Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes

My daughter sure showed me what a back seat driver I am!  On our way to the mall today, I stopped short at a red light causing the car to jolt.  As soon as I jerked my 3 year old in the back seat hollered Daaaaave.  Not sure why she had called my husband’s name, I asked her why she had said what she did.  “That’s what you say when someone stops like that”, she innocently replied.

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Watch What You Say!

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Long Jokes

As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Harry’s mother was expecting, and naturally Harry was very excited about it. When one day Harry stopped talking about it I was concerned and questioned him why. “Well”, Harry said, “my mother told me I could feel the baby moving in her stomach, I thing she ate it!”

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A Word From The Wise Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

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The Missing Boots

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Long Jokes

As part of my job as a preschool teacher I have to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to me in tears “my boots are missing” she wailed. “they are in the corner” I said pointing to her boots. “Those are not mine!” she said, stamping her foot, “MINE HAD SNOW ON THEM!”

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Kids And Fish Joke

Posted in Birthday Jokes, Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes

For our daughters 6th birthday we bought her a fish. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced “the fish’s name is Sparingly.” “How do you know?” I asked “look” she responded “it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily.”

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Playing Doctor Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes

My child Mike, was playing doctor with his friend Jim. “I’m so sick” said my son, “Can you please take a look at me.” “Sure” said Jim taking out his toy stethoscope, after a few seconds of listening closely to his heart, he said sadly, “Oh Mike, you have a broken arm!

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Kids Fears Joke

Posted in Cute Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Long Jokes

I live in Canada, a plane ride away from my family, so I was very excited to inform my twin 3 year olds that we were going to go on a plane to see my family. It was after a few days that it struck me that they seemed nervous about it. After talking it over with them I finally figured out the problem. They thought they would each have to fly on a separate plane by themselves. How else would we all fit into one of those tiny planes that fly in the sky?

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