Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe … Read the Complete Joke
Short Jokes
Enjoy our collection of short jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!
Midget Joke
Short Jokes
Robin Joke
Cheesy Jokes
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.… Read the Complete Joke
Pillow Joke
Short Jokes
I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!… Read the Complete Joke
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Bright Joke
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read the Complete Joke
Lost Joke
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Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!… Read the Complete Joke
The Confused Chicken
Short Jokes
Chicken#1 to #2- How do I get to the other side?
Chicken #2- You are on the other side, stupid. … Read the Complete Joke
There Is Always Someone Crazier
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Once in an insane asylum an inmate screamed out I am George Washington. “How do you know?” someone asked. The … Read the Complete Joke
The Broken Leg Joke
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I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall … Read the Complete Joke
Cereal Box Joke
Clever Jokes
One morning I saw my husband in the pantry trying to decide between two different types of cereals. “Maybe you … Read the Complete Joke
A Small Misunderstanding
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A man telephoned the airline office and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?” The clerk said, … Read the Complete Joke
The Good Old Days?
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A Grandfather is talking to his grandson “You know in the good old days, you could go to a store … Read the Complete Joke
Teenager Joke
Short Jokes
Q.What does JCpenny and teenagers have in common.
A.Pants 50% off.… Read the Complete Joke
Good for who?
Short Jokes
Costumer-”Is this insecticide good for beetles.”
Clerk-”No, it’ll kill them!… Read the Complete Joke
Brutal Tactics
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A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded” it’s 50$ for 3 questions,” … Read the Complete Joke
Mean Doctor
Short Jokes
Doctor- You’re overweight
.Lady- I think I want a second opinion
.Doctor- OK, you’re also ugly.… Read the Complete Joke
The “Bottom”
Funny Riddles
Q.What has a bottom at its top?
A. A leg.… Read the Complete Joke
Divorce Joke
Short Jokes
A judge was trying to convince a woman filing for divorce to change her mind “you’re 92 he said, you’re … Read the Complete Joke
Mexican Olympics
Short Jokes
Why isn’t Mexico in the Olympics?…
Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..… Read the Complete Joke
Cow Joke
Blonde Jokes
Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.
A.The cow sat down.… Read the Complete Joke
Dentist Joke
Short Jokes
“Sorry I can’t take any more appointments today” said the dentist to a patient “I already have 18 cavities to … Read the Complete Joke