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Top Ten One Liners

Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes

1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs
2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
3. I intend to … Read The Complete Joke

Brain Joke

Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.… Read The Complete Joke

Midget Joke

Posted in Funny Puns, Short Jokes

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.… Read The Complete Joke


Don’t Exaggerate!

Posted in One Liners, Short Jokes, Text Jokes

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!… Read The Complete Joke

Cow Joke

Posted in Blonde Jokes, Short Jokes

Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.

A.The cow sat down.… Read The Complete Joke

Robin Joke

Posted in Cheesy Jokes, Short Jokes

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.… Read The Complete Joke

Pillow Joke

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I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!… Read The Complete Joke

Bright Joke

Posted in Short Jokes, Text Jokes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read The Complete Joke

Lost Joke

Posted in Short Jokes

Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!… Read The Complete Joke

The Confused Chicken

Posted in Short Jokes

Chicken#1 to #2 – How do I get to the other side?
Chicken #2 – You are on the other side, stupid.… Read The Complete Joke


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