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Enjoy our collection of our short jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

World’s Best One Liners

1. Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs
2. “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral.
3. I intend to live forever… or die trying.
4. We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.
5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
6. A blind man walks into a bar….And a table, and a chair.
7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
8. Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
9. I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.
10. I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

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Brain Joke

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

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Midget Joke

Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.

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Don’t Exaggerate!

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!

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Cow Joke

Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.

A.The cow sat down.

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Robin Joke

Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love baskin’ robins.

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Pillow Joke

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!

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Bright Joke

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Lost Joke

Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!

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The Confused Chicken

Chicken#1 to #2 – How do I get to the other side?
Chicken #2 – You are on the other side, stupid.

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