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Enjoy our collection of beer jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Two Finger Joke

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir can I have five beers please.”

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Cold Turkey Joke

Lady – “So do you drink?”
Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.
Lady – “Wow, that must take a lot of self control.”
Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”

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Beer Beer Beer Joke

24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?

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Cooler Joke

Men are like coolers – Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

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Balanced Diet Joke

Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A. Beer in each hand!

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Beauty Joke

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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What Do Beer And Women Have In Common?

Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that an astonishing percentage, 100%, started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.

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