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Enjoy our collection of senior jokes, after all that’s what they are here for!

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your … Read the Complete Joke

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few … Read the Complete Joke

Grandma Joke

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Grandma Sally’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents need a break, she was given … Read the Complete Joke

Due to the fact that my elderly mother was constantly losing her cordless phone I bought her a phone with … Read the Complete Joke

Hearing Aids Joke

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“Hey Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids, they work so well, I could hear a pin drop!” … Read the Complete Joke

So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test
results came back and I’m afraid … Read the Complete Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read the Complete Joke

A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch. “Excuse me” she said “I just couldn’t help noticing … Read the Complete Joke

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons… Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?… Read the Complete Joke

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Two oldies got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore. … Read the Complete Joke

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I ran into a store leaving my elderly mother in the car. I was surprised when at the cashier I … Read the Complete Joke

Reporter-So whats the best thing about being 100?

Old Lady-No peer pressure.

- Sylvia Shiner… Read the Complete Joke

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day … Read the Complete Joke

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to … Read the Complete Joke

Two old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. “I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails. It … Read the Complete Joke