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“My memory is gone Mildred, so I changed my password
to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password,
the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.”

 

So there was this female business executive who was late for a meeting.
She is going 65 on a street … Read the Complete Joke

Hearing Aid Joke

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After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged … Read the Complete Joke

The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again.  One Monday morning Morton woke up with … Read the Complete Joke

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Exercise Joke

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At the urging of Harry’s wife and doctor, 50 year old Harry finally made it to the gym. After consulting … Read the Complete Joke

Peanut Joke

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Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home. … Read the Complete Joke

John angrily looked at the text he had just received from his Mom.  It read: “Professor called to say you … Read the Complete Joke

Take Turns Joke

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While working the lunch shift at a local restaurant, I watched as an elderly couple ate.  It seemed as if … Read the Complete Joke

Barry and Hannah, an old married couple,  are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking … Read the Complete Joke

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your … Read the Complete Joke

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few … Read the Complete Joke

Grandma Joke

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Grandma Sally’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents need a break, she was given … Read the Complete Joke

Due to the fact that my elderly mother was constantly losing her cordless phone I bought her a phone with … Read the Complete Joke

Hearing Aids Joke

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“Hey Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids, they work so well, I could hear a pin drop!” … Read the Complete Joke

So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test
results came back and I’m afraid … Read the Complete Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read the Complete Joke

A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch. “Excuse me” she said “I just couldn’t help noticing … Read the Complete Joke

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons… Read the Complete Joke

Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?… Read the Complete Joke

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Two oldies got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore. … Read the Complete Joke