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Knock knock jokes are surprisingly popular, in fact according to Wikipedia,they are popular all over the world, in French they begin “Toc-Toc” in Afrikaans and Dutch “Klop-klop”, and in Japanese and Korean “Kon-kon”. Well something that popular has got to be good, ENJOY!

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Warning: Toilet Humor

Posted in Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe… Read The Complete Joke

Cell Phone Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.… Read The Complete Joke

Thank You Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!… Read The Complete Joke

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Owl Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep.… Read The Complete Joke

Cow Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows say.
Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!… Read The Complete Joke

Crying Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.… Read The Complete Joke

Pointless Joke

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Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a … Read The Complete Joke

Eileen Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileene’d on the door and broke it!… Read The Complete Joke

Mikey Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!… Read The Complete Joke

Dewey Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying these jokes!… Read The Complete Joke

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