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Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock jokes are surprisingly popular, in fact according to Wikipedia,they are popular all over the world, in French they begin “Toc-Toc” in Afrikaans and Dutch “Klop-klop”, and in Japanese and Korean “Kon-kon”. Well something that popular has got to be good, ENJOY!

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Warning: Toilet Humor

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No You Are!

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Cell Phone Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone’s ringing you better answer it.

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Thank You Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

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Owl Joke

Posted in Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep.

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Cow Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows say.
Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!

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Crying Joke

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

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Pointless Joke

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Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.

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Eileen Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileene’d on the door and broke it!

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Mikey Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!

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Dewey Knock Knock

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep saying these jokes!

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