All of the politicians are demanding advice from their chief advisers on how to keep the world confident about the economy. But the truth is they are missing the simple solution, ECONOMY JOKES, nothing keeps people more calm and relaxed then a good joke. So please let us delight you with our good-humored economy jokes.
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When the lodge meeting broke up, John confided to a friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!” “I’m glad to hear that” answered Mike. “I was afraid you might have an idea you could borrow it from me!”
Q. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?
A. Start off with a big one!
I met a guy who’s a walking economy the front of his hair is in recession, his stomach is a terrible victim of inflation, and the combination together are putting him into a deep depression!
Q: What will happen if the DOW average falls any further?
A: They’ll add a N to the end of it!
The economy is so bad, hot cakes aren’t even selling like hot cakes anymore. Buzz Nutley