Q. – What bird is always sad?
A. – The blue jay!
Boy 1 – Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Boy 2 – Yes, it cracked me up!
Q. What is smarter than a talking bird?
A. A spelling bee
Teacher – What is the difference between a bird and fly?
Student – Well……a bird can fly……..but a fly can’t bird.
Q. What grows down, when it grows up?
A. A goose.