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Please enjoy a collection of great funny quotes, if you have a particular interest in the ‘quotes’ more then the ‘funny’ you’ll probably enjoy a fantastic collection of Life Quotes at meaningfullifequotes.com

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln… Read the Complete Joke

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. … Read the Complete Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.… Read the Complete Joke

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve … Read the Complete Joke

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.… Read the Complete Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old. … Read the Complete Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!… Read the Complete Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.… Read the Complete Joke

What’s another word for Thesaurus?… Read the Complete Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. … Read the Complete Joke

“If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys”… Read the Complete Joke

“Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your nursing home”… Read the Complete Joke

The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the
optimist has a better time during the trip.… Read the Complete Joke

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.… Read the Complete Joke

Manly Men

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Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next. … Read the Complete Joke

Dear G-D please help me have patience…………………..and make it quick! … Read the Complete Joke

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing … Read the Complete Joke

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of its students.… Read the Complete Joke

Life!

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Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.… Read the Complete Joke