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Please enjoy a collection of great funny quotes, if you have a particular interest in the ‘quotes’ more then the ‘funny’ you’ll probably enjoy a fantastic collection of Life Quotes at meaningfullifequotes.com

Internet Quotes Joke

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln

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When You Grow Up Joke

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone

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Retired Husband Joke

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

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Parenting In A Nutshell Joke

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Joke About Being Unique

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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Luck Joke

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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Meaning Of Life Joke

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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Thesaurus Joke

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

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The Perfect Joke

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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