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Internet Quotes Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, One Liners

“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is verifying them”
– Abraham Lincoln

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When You Grow Up Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, Witty One Liners

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone

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Retired Husband Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, One Liners, Retirement Jokes

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

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Parenting In A Nutshell Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Joke About Being Unique

Posted in Funny Sayings, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Music Joke

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If the music’s too loud you’re too old.

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Luck Joke

Posted in Funny Sayings, Witty One Liners

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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Meaning Of Life Joke

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Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

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Thesaurus Joke

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What’s another word for Thesaurus?

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The Perfect Joke

Posted in Cute Quotes, Text Jokes, Witty One Liners

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

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